janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via my-wayward-shawn)

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

image

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via my-wayward-shawn)

pawnkyoo:

godgarfsatan:

your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

(Source: boongish, via lohanthony)

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notgoodnotnicejustright:

everythings-comingup-roses:

Okay, but just imagine Erik alone in his lair meticulously choreographing Music of the Night. Like, “Okay. Step, step, pivot. Intense stare into the distance for 4 seconds. No make that 5 seconds. Meaningful eye contact. Fucking nailed it. There’s literally no way Christine won’t fall in love with me”.

“She’s gonna dig this vaguely choking move”

(via kiran-in-wonderland)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)