spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

My Grami is like 50% robot parts, and my Papa is God, don’t fuck with ‘em

(via lohanthony)

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via nossaqueestranho)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via toinfinityandbooyonce)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via bschmaltz)